Humorous examples of why America is the way it is. Some good jokes too. I am American, and our country is a joke.

Saturday, August 4, 2007

Three Guys With Dumb Wives

Three guys are sitting in a bar when the first guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she carries an automatic garage door opener in her car and she doesn't have an automatic garage door."

The second guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she has a cellular phone antenna on her car and she doesn't even have a cellular phone."

The third guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she carries a purse full of rubbers and she doesn't even have a dick."

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